My humans have been home more lately. The clicky metal lap-warmers seem to upset them. I try to cover these devices with my body to make the humans calmer, but this upsets them more.
12 pm
The humans eat three times a day? How have they kept this from me? The injustice! No, I will not silence my songs of oppression! Not until I am given the same feeding rights!
3 pm
I tried to nap in the other room, but now the humans seem to want to hang out. They didn't want to hang out with me when I protected them from the clicky box, so they don't get me now. Put me down. Put me down I say!!
4 pm
I have not forgotten about this extra meal that you indulge in. I will accept an early dinner as compensation for my struggles.
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