Friday, May 1, 2020

Diary of a Quarantined Cat: Day 49

Dear Bubbles, 
Why are the servants always clicking on these machines instead of licking on them? They taste delicious! Even the thing they call a mouse, but don’t get me started on that. 
-Ash in San Jose

Dear Ash,

I admit I was skeptical that I would find anything delicious about the clicky box. However, after I received your letter, I took a lick, and sure enough it was tasty! There was some sticky salty substance on the side that was just delectable.

The loud one sometimes eats her food in front of the clicky box, so my guess is that the box acts as a tasty food trap. I hope she wasn't saving the sticky stuff to have as a treat later. Although you're right - I've never seen the humans lick the boxes. Heck, I never see the humans lick themselves either. Filthy creatures...

Thanks for the tip Ash! I'll keep an eye out for any time the humans eat in front of these boxes.

XOXO,
Bubbles


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