Diary of a Quarantined Cat: Day 70

After Nemo left, I've started thinking that I should put myself out there again. Since that black cat I was so enamored with turned out turned out to be future me, my prospects are pretty limited. There is a plump, friendly cat named Cupcake who wanders into the yard on occasion. I've never taken much interest in her, but perhaps we could at least strike up a friendship.

The loud human agreed to sign me up for Eharmeowny (the internet's top cat dating site), but I'm not sure I'm ready for that yet. She said it'll help me get over Nemo and added that it's a lot harder for indoor cats to meet other cats organically. Then she took this photo for my profile image...I'm not sure if I should be terrified or offended. Please tell me: is this really what I look like?