Sunday, May 24, 2020

Diary of a Quarantined Cat: Day 72

The human kicked me out of my castle today, and covered it with a smelly liquid. When she finally finished and let me back in, I was more drawn to the castle for some odd reason. There was something more pleasing about its appearance.

The human said I look just like Toothless the Dragon, whatever that means. I may have only four teeth left, but for some reason I feel especially powerful today.





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