Diary of a Quarantined Cat: Day 68

The human said I have to write a post today. I told her that I don't feel like it. She said too bad, I've committed to a post everyday, and I have to stick to it. I said this is inhumane treatment, and I deserve a weekend just like the humans get. I told her if she makes me do it, I'll call animal control. I meowed for hours, but animal control never came...I guess for now I'll continue. But this is all you get today.