I had a lot of fun last night. Too much fun. Most of today was spent on the couch, watching episodes of The Wire until I got depressed and then binge-watched Broad City.
Around 6, my phone started coming alive.
"Come out! Come out!" It buzzed. My dearest friends wanted me to join them on a beautiful Saturday night out in the city.
I must have contemplated whether or not to go out for over two hours. Then the sun set, and my bed called to me. "Lorraine, come here." It said. "I have a secret."
So I went to hear what the secret was. Turns out it's that my bed is really really comfortable.
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