Diary of a Quarantined Cat: Day 20

When I first heard that the humans were publishing my diary, I felt shocked and betrayed. But I've received such positive feedback from my human fans, that I've decided to embrace it. I've heard from some of my fans that they would love to have more of an interactive experience. So from now on, I will occasionally mix in advice/answers to your questions in my daily diary. Please contact the loud human for inquiries!

From "Captain Sam" in Boston:

Dear Bubbles,
We got a stylish mid century modern dresser for the nursery and put a changing table on top of it. Since doing so, our cat has been laying on it 24/7, won't cuddle with us, and only gets up to eat. What's up with that?
- Captain Sam in Boston

Dear Captain Sam,
It sounds like you're thinking about bringing a small human into the world. I advise against it. You will inevitably have less time to spend with your cat, which should always be top priority. Cat's are intuitive creatures, and surely yours is aware of what this changing table means; it doesn't just represent changing stinky butt bags, it means that her life as she knows it is changing. She clings onto the table in an attempt to hold on to the familiar.
Let her mourn the end of an era, and just make sure to feed her lots of stinky fish. Also, if you must bring the loud stinky human into the world, give it the task of feeding your cat as soon as the human can bipedal. This will build trust and loyalty. And the trust and loyalty of a cat is priceless.

XOXO,
Bubbles