Diary of a Quarantined Cat: Day 33

I see the humans on their clicky boxes all day. I watch them pace around the house with so much excess energy. I can tell they want to go outside - they want to be outdoor humans again.

I say, "then go, human! Be free! I'm not keeping you in here!" Every time I open up and express myself, they just laugh. That wasn't my intention, but at least I made them smile...

The humans sometimes talk about when they'll be let outside again. I wonder if they'll let me out with them when that day comes.