I have a kitty cat who’s always trying to eat my food, whether it’s cheese or stinky fish, and won’t take no for an answer, no matter how I try to push him back. How do I keep my cat from behaving like this?
- #1 Bubbles Fan in San Francisco
Dear #1 Bubbles Fan,
It sounds to me like you're not feeding your cat enough stinky fish. My humans sometimes don't feed me enough, so I have resort to eating their food. Human food is really hit or miss though (mostly miss). Please stop reading, and pass this to your cat. I'll be addressing him for the rest of this post.
Dear Hungry Kitty,
This is what you do: wait until you notice the humans are making something in the kitchen, and then knock something over in the other room. The humans will rush in to assess the damage. This should give you enough time to jump on the counter and take a few solid bites of whatever they're cooking.
They also sometimes leave dirty dishes on the counter, so keep an eye out for those. They can be covered in tasty morsels.
Good luck!
XOXO,
Bubbles
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